Well, just when one thought that the past week was about to be classified as a Non-event, something happened. And of all the boo – boos, it had to be in the public too..
Yep, I suffered “wardrobe malfunction” in public. Does that mean I get tojoin the big leagues like Janet Jackson. Hmm..okay, most likely not. Here goes..
I was waiting at the bus stop after work, which something made me look down..and there the barn door was wide opened. With the quick reflexes, I dashed away from the bus stop using my backpack as body armor in a tactical retreat to assess the damage.
I untucked my shirt to do a cover-up job. Brilliant!!! Hope I don’t suffer any Marilyn Monroe-moments with the wind blowing suddenly. And luckily the shirt was long enough to..ermmm..cover my modesty. Gosh, I’ve never been so glad to reach home as fast as the bus could take me.
Moral of the story:
Check the barn door’s lock aka the zipper
Wear undies which is the same color as the pants/shorts/jeans..Camouflage!!
Wear a shirt that is long enough to cover up..
Well, that was my week..